Administrative Office Memo, March 15
Peter Parker, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Peter works independently, without
wasting company time talking to co-workers. Peter never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes his assignments on time. Peter often takes extra
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Peter is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Peter can be
classed as a high-caliber
employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Peter be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.
Administration Manager,
Chester Church
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Administrative Office Memo, March 16
FOLLOW UP MEMO
That idiot Peter was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you yesterday. Kindly read every second line (ie. 1, 3, 5, 7,9, ..) for my true assessment of him.
Administration Manager,
Chester Church
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Peter Parker, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Peter works independently, without
wasting company time talking to co-workers. Peter never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes his assignments on time. Peter often takes extra
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Peter is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Peter can be
classed as a high-caliber
employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Peter be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.
I don't understand this joke.
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