Fishing season hasn't opened yet, but a fisherman without a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, "Any luck?"

"Any luck?  This is a wonderful spot! I took 10 trout out of this stream yesterday," he boasts.

"Is that so?  By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger.

"Nope."

"Well, meet the new game warden," he says.

"Oh, no," gulped the fisherman.  "Well, do you know who I am?"

"Nope."

"Meet the biggest liar in the state."