A man is talking to God and says, "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"

God says, "No, my child. You may ask me anything at all."

So the man says, "God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"

God replies, "Dear child, a thousand years is only five minutes for me."

The man then says, "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?"

God replies, "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."

The man says, "Really? Well then God, would you please lend me five cents?"

God smiles at the man and says, "Of course my child. Just wait five minutes!"