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Buzz Word Phrase Synthesizer

Anyone who is familiar with the academic, business or government worlds knows that there seems to be a rule that says  "When choosing between a simple and a more abstract term, always pick the more confusing one".

In the past, this has been a great setback for clear-headed writers and speakers. But now modern technology has now found a solution - the Systematic Buzz Phrase Synthesizer.

The synthesizer is simple to use. Whenever you want to say nothing in an authoritative way, simply pick any three-digit number, and then get the matching word from each column. For example, 424 produces "functional monitored programming," which should impress anyone untrained in detecting high-level abstractions.

COLUMN 1 COLUMN 2 COLUMN 3
0  Integrated 0  Management  0  Options
1  Total 1  Organisational 1  Flexibility
2  Systematised 2  Monitored 2  Capability
3  Parallel 3  Reciprocal 3  Mobility
4  Functional 4  Digital 4  Programming
5  Responsive 5  Logistical 5  Concept
6  Optional 6  Transitional 6  Time-phase
7  Synchronised 7  Incremental 7  Projection
8  Compatible 8  Fourth-generation  8  Hardware
9  Balanced 9  Policy 9  Contingency
 

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