EMPLOYMENT |
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory. |
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night. |
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. |
Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required. |
Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential. |
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. |
Man, honest. Will take anything. |
3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. |
CLASSIFIEDS |
And now, the Superstore: unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience. |
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00. |
Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play. |
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. |
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. |
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. |
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. |
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. |
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops. |
Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. |
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. |
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. |
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else. |
Stock up and save. Limit: one. |
We build bodies that last a lifetime. |
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first! |
Our experienced Mom will take care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. |
Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
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FOR SALE/FOR RENT |
For sale: Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. |
2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 weeks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess. |
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. |
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. |
For Sale: Three canaries of undermined sex. |
For Sale: Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy. |
Great Dames for sale. |
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition. |
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. |
For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
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