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Advertising a Sewing Machine Truth in advertising? Visits: 20661	Advertising Gone Wrong Advertisers should hire a translator! Visits: 14243
Amusing Advertisements Confusing, amusing classifieds! Visits: 17529	B.O.O.K. Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge Visits: 10705
Bartisms Bart Simpson's chalkboard writings. Visits: 14407	BuzzWord Generator Every administrator needs this! Visits: 9940
Calvin & Hobbes On language... Visits: 13484	Church Bulletin Bloopers These bloopers supposedly come from church bulletins. Visits: 7693
College Admission Essay There's something to be said for honesty.... Visits: 9586	Court Transcripts Are you dead, now? Huh?! Visits: 8807
Double Positives Don't not read this one! Visits: 11537	Elementary Teacher Are you a true teacher? Test yourself! Visits: 13373
English Bloopers These bloopers come from 'Anguished English' by Richard Lederer. Visits: 11190	English Rules A tongue-in-cheek list of rules for writers to write good! Visits: 13799
Excuses from Parents If the parents wrote these, there's no hope! Visits: 13053	Faulty Translations Never trust a translating device! Visits: 11118
First Lines... Worst sentences to start a book with! Visits: 10038	Funny Headlines Actual newspaper headlines! Visits: 11620
Hick Phonics Can you speak like a hick? Visits: 9668	History of the U.S. In 100 words or less. A very clever essay! Visits: 9199
How to Sing the Blues A step-by-step guide for singing the blues. Visits: 7854	Insurance Reports A pedestrian hit me... Visits: 6599
Interesting Anagrams Hmm...did someone plan these? Visits: 9699	Laws of Teaching It never fails... Visits: 9954
Manual for Teacher's Assistants Throw away the manual they gave you - here's the correct one! Visits: 8786	Mayhem in the Classroom An excellent satirical essay on spelling reform. Visits: 8734
Merging... Funny names created by ridiculous mergers. Visits: 7430	Mistaken Signs These were all found on signs. Visits: 10316
Mongooses? Mongeese? Plurals are crazy! Visits: 7999	On Books... Humorous book titles and authors. Visits: 7049
Oxymorons Tons of oxymorons in English. Visits: 9879	P.C. High School Not high school, university for the young... Visits: 6957
Quips & Quotes Lots of quips on different topics. Visits: 8016	Quips From Carlin Carlin is too funny! Visits: 6743
Research Papers A translation guide for research papers. Visits: 6679	Shakespeare's Insult Kit Put a few of these phrases together for an excellent insult. Visits: 8801
Sniglets You won't find these words in a dictionary! Visits: 10618	Ten Reasons to Teach Teaching is such a noble profession... Visits: 10040
The End How will newspapers report the end of the world? Visits: 7809	Warnings Are these for real?! It's doubtful... Visits: 9919
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Some very philosophical answers to an age-old question... Visits: 10064	World History According to Student Bloopers This one is funny! Visits: 10024
World's Shortest Books Funny reading! Visits: 13488